Special 'Fren'

This morning when i stepped in the office at 7.45a.m., I heard like someone talking...b4 dat let me tell u how's my dept...from the front door to our workstation it takes us bout few meters....about 30 steps kot....so while doing a catwalk...i heard someone mumbling...i thought it must be one of the staff...ooopss....nobody....only me...alone....eemm but i jez ignored it as if i didn't hear anything...it could be my telinga x korek kot....so bile sampai at my well organized desk...hehehehe....(those yang keje kat Landmarks Berhad dulu tau ler desk aku camner ekkk)...aku pun apa lagi...pasang ler lagu kekuat.....takott tu adalah sket.....abis kat c2 part nih

Again....perut aku tetibe sakit.....apa lg nak ke..jam****once again i've to walk few metres away to c the beautiful wooden door kat depan tuh....seperjalanan aku nak sampai...aku dengar (this time jelas giler) voice of Asia....hehehhe....akak kat belakang ni mcm shouting at me...at first aku buat dono gak...tp the voice still shouting at me...so thingking if that kakak really talking to me..aku pun jawab..."Apa Kak?"....tp no answer bebbb.....

Emm pada pengamatan aku...perhhh dasat bahasa sejak 2 menjak keje gomen ni haa....maybe ni adalah kesinambungan (makkk iii x pernah aku guna perkataan cenggini weiii) story bos aku semalam....

Acrobat@Market

Hy..hy...hy....thank goodness im still here....syukrannn....well...sumthing 2 share with u all, my frens, my kids..whoever...i purposely went to visit a market yesterday...emm..u think got people go to market without reasaon haa..haiyaaa....after shopping (waaa...market oso shopping haa...) kelezzz......it was about to leave d market after i got watever i planned to cook...i pun dengan bangganye jalan like a supermodel...kaboommmm.....an acrobatic show....eeeeekkkkk (like car break sound lorrr) aku jatuhhhhh....but it think it was a great show kot..cuz everybody shouting....oooooooo (kepala hotak ler great show...everybody there terkezut beruk ler aku jatuh..watelse...) luckily aku pegang tgn asben aku masa tuh...not dat bad ler when i fell tapi damn it sakit gak kepala lutut aku weiii....abis jeans aku basah... (sib baik Jean c Pak Lah x dtg pinjamkan sluar dier keh..keh..keh....d smell...dun ask....Well, learn a lesson..those who wants to 'visit' a market better pakai boot macam Bangla pakai masa construction tukan...if u want to..x paksa pun hhhehe

Taklah takott punn...

hehehhe....my over peramah bos jez told me a story...cite hantu ler konon..last week she went to PD for a seminar....one night she and her frens was having coffee at the lounge sambil dengar live band...played by Pak Polisi...wakakka...suddenly she said all of them heard someone singing at the Karaoke room...maaakkk....tolongg antuuu......first she said dat 'sound' nyanyi lagu country, then 2nd song unknown melody and the funny part is d last song was O Bloody O Blada...pernah dengar x lagu nih...kalo x pernah...korang punye pasal ler....hikhikhik....yang aku nak cite nih...aku layan ler dia...pastu siap buat macam suspen ler konon..siap buat aksi terkezut lg....walhal x suspen pun kat aku....bley camtu???

Itchy hand

bengang betul ler haku hari nih.....konon-konon tried to be genious..tried to be PST....(x tau ke wat is PST...Profesor Serba Tau lerr....) touch here n there..click here n there...selagi ada watever bar...bukan bar tody ler..budus....tup..tup..this lady called...Mims...ello..koyan..engaku punye 'comments' tu udoh ilanggg....macam mana aku nak comment Koyan oiii....ishk...ishk...sedih tul ler....keh..keh..keh...with her assistance...both of us pun ngok...ngek....emmmm....(muke moyok nih)....failed figured out wat happened to that part...till now...till end of this moment..still 'godeking' but cannottt lorrr....sape prasan teror tolong aku leh tak....

Wat-A-Neighbour

I dunnow y...everywhere i go... everywhere i stay...i always 'given' a 'fantastic' neighbour...their style of having the house...huh!....fantastic...like they never had a house before...they created, they add 'salt more than pepper' huhhhh crazyyyyy....my neighbour in Raw.....aiyoooo....the front compound not so big..not so spacious butttt they create a garden but not a garden...more to a hutan lipur i guess...look so messy..so terrible....jez imagine...those kuali yang dah x guna...she used it to tanam bunga.....is dat a creativity???or stupidity?? or x der keje cari keje...till one of her daughter kena dengue tau....jez imagine larrr how terrible it is...not was, because still terrible...teruk..hampeh..till now....pastu the husband suke 'menggodek' kete maka segala umah kosong he used it as a workshop...

Another sad n bad story for me is....my new neighbour kat my rumah sewa im staying now somewhere in Seri Kembangan or well known as Equine Park area....first stepped in that house i was so comfortable...so cozy..cewahhh...almaklumlah umah tu besor hehehe....the neighbour pun 'cozy gak'...sore anak-anak dia pun hardly heard...unless my 'beautiful voice' and my 'cheerful squadron'...unfortunately..they moved to their new house not far from the house im staying now...her own newly renovated 'home sweet home' ....so dipendekkan citer...moved in new neighbour....again..."ku sangka hot till evening but raining in d afternoon" hehhee... first few days they moved in...i went to 'visit' Sg. Congkak for 8 days...once i saw my beloved husband yang ensem tak ensem tu....he said...emm...when u masuk umah nt...pegi round kat dapo n blakang..aku pun dah suspen..tried to figure out wats going on...he said...alaaa tgk jerlah sendiri...pendekkan citer lg...oh my goodness.....rupanya neighbour baru tu jual nasi lemak...bukan ler masalah dia jual nasi lemak depan umah..kalau depan umah senang giler ler aku tapau nasi lemak....masalahnyeeeeeeeeeeeee..............diorang masak kat luarrr so all asap-asap masak dah terbang masuk rumah aku...abis lantai, cermin-cermin, pinggan mangkuk berminyak weiiiii..uwaaaaaaaaaaa...tensionnyerrrrrrrrrr everyday i've to mop d floor...all my clothes bau minyakkkkkkkkkkk........

Acrobat@Market

Hy..hy...hy....thank goodness im still here....syukrannn....well...sumthing 2 share with u all, my frens, my kids..whoever...i purposely went to visit a market yesterday...emm..u think got people go to market without reasaon haa..haiyaaa....after shopping (waaa...market oso shopping haa...) kelezzz......it was about to leave d market after i got watever i planned to cook...i pun dengan bangganye jalan like a supermodel...kaboommmm.....an acrobatic show....eeeeekkkkk (like car break sound lorrr) aku jatuhhhhh....but it think it was a great show kot..cuz everybody shouting....oooooooo (kepala hotak ler great show...everybody there terkezut beruk ler aku jatuh..watelse...) luckily aku pegang tgn asben aku masa tuh...not dat bad ler when i fell tapi damn it sakit gak kepala lutut aku weiii....abis jeans aku basah... (sib baik Jean c Pak Lah x dtg pinjamkan sluar dier keh..keh..keh....d smell...dun ask....Well, learn a lesson..those who wants to 'visit' a market better pakai boot macam Bangla pakai masa construction tukan...if u want to..x paksa pun hhhehe